(Peter is at the cash register handing over his coupon)Ĭashier: I'm sorry sir this coupon is expired. Peter: I don't except coupons from giant chickens. Sorry rabbit, tricks are for kids! (takes away the bowl of tricks)Ĭhicken Man: Do you want a free coupon? It'll save you $20! Peter: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (walks over to a human-like rabbit). Man: At midnight tonight the whole world will end!
Stewie: (looking in fridge) We got some soda, some purple stuff. Peter: Wow, that one was even better than when Anus got the hamster stuck in his mouth! (Family just finished watching Sherry and the Anus) Peter: No Louis, the janitor will do that. Louis: Oh my god, he's gonna wipe that species off the face of the earth! Tom Tucker: Today, a school egg drop went horribly, horribly wrong. I don't remember the exact words, but the OJ one was hilarious Quagmire: Well actually, Charlie has the high score.Ĭharlie: (peeing in a clock) Hey man you clock won't flush!
Quagmire: Who wants to play drink the beer?
